The near death experince with Pinapples.

I was at lunch, laying on the floor eating carrots and my friends were telling me to get off the floor, but I wasn't listening. So, I continued to lay on the floor and eat my carrots. when finally they were about to leave me, I wasn't sure if there were actually going to leave me but they made me get up for some strange reason. and so, they just stood there, in the corner, Christian and Diego, being WIENIES! and I was in like a sit up  position trying to get up, and I breathed in my carrot pieces and started chocking and No one even noticed. Finally Diego asks "Is Sara really chocking?" talking to Christian, and then he stands there, and just stood there. Finally, Christian started yelling at Diego telling him to help me, and then Diego didn't do anything so then Christian man handled me on my back with his hand. Then, I was STILL chocking. and while I was chocking, tears were running down my face, I could see the light, and then my face turned BLUE! like a recycling trash can! Finally, I coughed up my carrot droppings and I stood up in shock, cause I almost died. and then I hugged Christian for saving my life! and I kept telling him how this all happened. and then, we started talking about everything that had happened. and Diego kept saying "You needed oxygen to the brain." what a retard. but every time I would cough, it would hurt to breath! No thanks to it being April Fools, cause every time I try to tell the story, no one believes me. and then they would wonder why I was so sad and tired, its cause I almost died.. True Story.. Told by SARA KING Published my Carrie Kemp (: